First things first... I miss my Steph. A lot. Painfully so. I helped her with KOC, and she saved me from a horrible death by history paper, and then still makes me laugh. Sometimes I think she might even miss me, too... :) (hard to imagine, I know...)
Had a paper and a group project due today, have group project due tomorrow, have presentation and paper due Thursday. Blaaah. Also have allergies, but that wasn't due. Just happened. I swear.
Managed to win two shirts off of Lt. Cassidy last week - I'm wearing one right now. Made most of the unit laugh - and wonder how I didn't get this before. Basically they're Navy ROTC shirts for our unit. Now if I can just win a USMC one as well... Yesterday I also brought my swords in, and I think people were wondering what I was planning when I walk around with these swords in hand asking for Lt. Gonser. They're prolly going 'wtf does she want with him...' Oh you know, I just really didn't like that last grade I got, and wanted to let him know... lol jk. So now they're safely locked up in his office for later in the week.
Saturday I get to ref HS Boys lacrosse for the first time... should be... interesting, to say the least. 5 hours of reffing really... big... boys... and angry coaches.... Note: Coaches don't like a girl reffing their boys. They think I'm unfair or something... no guys, only unfair when you act like jerks to me. But should be very.... educational to say the least. Pray I survive.
Leaving off on this post by copying Steph's post for today, because honestly, it sounds exactly like what I would have said in her place and it reeeally made me laugh. Perhaps it's just my sleep deprived, stressed out mind, but oh well. Cheerio.
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PB & J... Death Ensues
Published Tuesday, October 31, 2006 by Steph.
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Day 2 of work over and done with. In case you were wondering, it was damn boring. The highlight of the day was getting into groups and filling out a "Job Safety Analysis". The instructors picked a task and we had to break the task down into steps, describe the potential hazards of each step, and then give ways on how the hazards can be avoided. The task was: Making a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich.
1. Gather materials
HAZARDS:
A) Falling off the stool while trying to get the bread off the top shelf--death ensues
B) Trying to reach the jelly in the back of the refridgerator and knocking something heavy on your foot--long term hospitalization, possible amputation
C) Knocking the peanut butter onto your head from the shelf--concussion, coma, death ensues
D) Getting cut on the knife as you get it out of the drawer--death ensues
AVOIDING HAZARDS:
A) Put the bread lower
B) Keep the jelly on the door of the fridge so you don't have to reach around anything
C) Put the peanut butter lower
D) Wear heavy leather gloves to retrieve the knife
2. Open the jars.
HAZARDS:
A) Giving yourself carple tunnel--long term hospitalization, surgery, therapy, loss of mobility in the hand
AVOIDING HAZARDS:
A) Utilize tools, such as a jar opener to open the jars
3. Spread the peanut butter and jelly on the bread
HAZARDS:
A) Mishandle the knife and cut your wrist--death ensues
AVOIDING HAZARDS:
A) Use a plastic knife
4. Construct the sandwich by placing the two pieces of bread together.
HAZARDS:
A) Could possibly drop the jellied piece of bread on the floor, slip on it, and break the neck--parilyzationzation or death ensues
AVOIDING HAZARDS:
A) Do not be careless. Concentrate and place the two slices of bread together using the proper technique.
Peace Lily Browning
2 years ago